croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important


"Depressed? Do something that makes you happy!"

little-sound:

edrecoveryprobs:

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I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS EXPLAINED BETTER THANK YOU SQUIDWARD


stability:

my hobbies include staying up until 2am for no reason and being exhausted the next day


stability:

my hobbies include staying up until 2am for no reason and being exhausted the next day


revoult:

it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight


batfricans:

is there anything worse than hearing your own recorded voice i think no


This is why you should never, ever get your hopes up. This is why you should see the glass as half empty. So when the whole thing spills, you aren’t as devastated.
Emily Giffin, Something Borrowed (via perfect)

batfricans:

is there anything worse than hearing your own recorded voice i think no


slenclerman:

slenclerman:

ive never had a boner isnt that weird

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ryaynross:

im ok i just want to die a lot


if you can pull off a beanie you can pull off my pants



coluring:

i accept high fives only on my ass


coluring:

i accept high fives only on my ass


pidgeonpeep:

me when im drunk