bowdriebrother:

So this is what being a creature does to people.


64kbps:

soulja boy tell em. im too shy


nylooms:

nylooms:

"why do you put personal posts on your blog?"

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alalae:

I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning and go to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok


Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.



sodamnrelatable:

when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about

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stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip club. I want a place called Cahones where waiters wear Speedos and are forced to stuff if they don’t fill out their uniform well enough. I want them to giggle for my tips. I want it to be so normalised and engrained in our culture that women bring their daughters there for lunch (because whaaaaaat the wings are good! Geeze sensitive much?) where they’ll give playful little nudges like, “Wouldn’t mind if you dad had those. Heh heh heh.” that their daughters don’t even understand but will absorb and start to assume is just the normal way grown up women talk about grown up men. I want to playfully ask my waiter if I can have extra nuts on my salad and for him to swat my arm with an Oh, you because he knows if he doesn’t his manager will yell at him. I want other men to pretend to like going there so I think they’re cool. I want to go to Cahones during my lunch break at work and when I come back and tell the other women in the office where I went they chuckle slightly and the men around us suddenly feel self conscious and they don’t know why.



zeroyalviking:

clurex:

real australian chips people

Can’t forget the British goods.


nevver:

The Chinese Obelisks, Edward Gorey’s Elephant House


depresant:

i can’t stop crying

depresant:

i can’t stop crying


kaworu420:

i have three moods

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