team free will~
my goal in life is to be so hot that people can’t pronounce words right when they’re trying to talk to me
$26.99 for a watermelon???
today i was getting dressed and didn’t realize i was wearing a plaid shirt over a plaid shirt until my mom stopped me from going out the door
tumblr when everyone’s at school and I’m at home
this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back
that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.
it was a mechanical pencil
You may proceed
I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday.
why is every author a #1 bestselling author
me when i think of Christmas
is there anything worse than hearing your own recorded voice i think no
tips for people planning to visit Australia during summer:
- what the fuck are you thinking
- abort mission mate